It’s Friday. It’s nice outside, yet I still managed to drag my butt to work. It didn’t help either that there was barely anyone in the office today and it was extra quieter than usual. When I got to work, I did my same routine as always: turn on my computer; check my work email; and then open up my Gmail and leave it open. My friend Rach and I started talking about the old singer Buffy (remember her popular cha cha song “Give Me A Reason” back in the 90’s), and I mentioned that Buffy’s real name was actually Bernadette and her family calls her Badette. Then after saying that I wouldn’t want to be called either Buffy or Badette, Rach says to me, “From now on I’m going to call you Badette.” My come back, “Call me that and I’ll call you Gertrude.” LMAO! So that’s when it hit me, one way to make it through this Friday, ask everyone I know on FB and on both my AIM and Gmail chat lists to come up with every single ugly name they can think of. LOL
Before I give out the names others gave me, let me share names that I don’t find appealing at all:
Girls: Bruhilda
Guys: Redentor, Montalban
Here are the names of the people who participated, followed by the names they thought of:
Charrie – Gretchen
Dana - Girls: Allegra; Guys: Norbit
David – Girls: La – A (Pronounced La Dash A), Punani (A girl he met in
Den – Girls: Caligula,
Drea – Je’Hari, Resbuesha, Bonquisha
Dyna - Athel, Allister
Elaine – Bathsheba, Hildegard
Gerald – Shaniquwalynalenn Marie
Heather – Gidgit
Jai – Pilar Peling
Jaime – Lulane
Jane - Ursula
Jaymie – Girls: Eunice; Guys: Ashley
Jeff – Girls: Mildred, Belula; Guys:
Jill – Dick, Bob
Kelly – Palajuniqua
Kristine – Gertrude
Mon – Helga
Nancy – Uniqua Unique
Rain – Belinda, Melinda, Olga
Ray – Margaret
Rosal - Girls: Zenaida; Guys: Dominador
Stepfanie – Tanquel
LMFAO!!! Thank you guys for participating, and making my Friday go by fast! You guys are the best!
Here is a YouTube video titled "Top 60 Ghetto Black Names" sent to me by my girl Jane. Thanks Jane!
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