Pastry Thief

For dinner tonight, Jon (MY MR. MAN), the kids, and I decided to go out to Fresh Choice. After a Caesar Salad, Chinese Chicken Salad, two pieces of a sausage mushroom pizza (that was some good pizza!), a baked potato, and some chicken soup, I was ready for dessert. I wasn't in the mood for ice cream, so decided to see what their dessert section consisted of - cantaloupe; honeydew; chocolate pudding; vanilla pudding; strawberry creme pudding, basically a lot of pudding. Same ole, same ole. Although, one thing did catch my eye, "Lemon Shortcake." Looked like a winner to me, so I grabbed one, and some strawberry creme pudding just in case I didn't like the shortcake. When I got back to the table, the first thing I tried was the lemon shortcake. OMG! Soooo good! It was probably the best thing they had on their menu all night! It was so good, I told Jon to go back and grab me FOUR! LOL That's when I became the "Pastry Thief" I unfolded some napkins onto my lap, and slowly (with the help of Jon blocking anyone's view) started packing up the extra shortcakes, and quickly stuffed it into my purse! LMAO! Jon was so surprised with my actions. LOL He was all, "you must really like those things, because I've never seen you do such a thing." Hahahaha. If you know me well, you would know that I am probably one of the most honest people ever. One time a restaurant accidentally charged me $0.35 for a $35 meal, and I had the waiter correct it, because I'm just honest like that. So you should know that I would never in a million years steal anything, but OMFG! These damn shortcakes! I just had to have them! Hence in the purse they go! LOL

Pet Peeves

The other night, I was at my parents’ house having dinner, when all of a sudden my sister Jaymie and I started talking about pet peeves, and boy do I have a lot of them! LOL

Let’s list them down, shall we:

- I CANNOT stand wet towels left on the bed. OMG! Is it so f*cken hard to hang the damn thing???

- I HATE it when people put back empty ice trays in the freezer. Just fill it up with water again, please.

- Why do women carry two giant purses to work?

- I CANNOT stand that some people still choose to wear white denim. It’s not 1996 anymore people!

- I CANNOT stand people who choose not to blow their nose, but keep making that sniffing sound during tests in school.

- I DO NOT like it when a stranger calls my children “their baby.” I didn’t see you lying there crying in pain when they were born. And unless you are one of my girls, then please don’t call my son or daughter “your baby,” because I don’t even know you.

- I CANNOT stand it when someone tries to sound all intellectual by using big words that aren’t even words to begin with. For example, people who use the word “conversate.” That’s not even a real word.

- I CANNOT stand skinny b*tches who CLAIM to be FAT!!! OMG! I’ll show you fat!

- I CANNOT stand people who talk about the end of the movie as they are walking out of the theater spoiling it for whoever might be waiting outside to see the next showing. Please don’t ruin it for them, and when I mean them, I mean ME!

- I CANNOT stand it when people stand on the wrong side of the escalator! You STAND on the right, and WALK on your left. Same goes for the elevator and BART, you wait for everyone to get off, and then you go in. Sheesh!

Anyhow, that’s what I managed to come up with (for the mean time LOL). So, what are your pet peeves?

It's All About ME

So as a second blog, I decided it would be nice to talk about myself. After all, this is “Jill’s World.” LOL And what better way to be in Jill’s World, but get to know who I truly am. Anyhow, I’m 26 years old. I have been with my man, Jon Salangsang, for 11 years and 3 months. We have two beautiful children together. Our son, Justin Dominic, is 9 years old, and our daughter, Jaelyn Desiree, is a 13-year-old trapped in a 3-year-old’s body. LOL

I’m always super busy with either work, school, Polynesian dancing, my son’s karate, etc. Seriously though, friends have to book me at least one or two months in advance if they want me to make an appearance. LMAO! I’m probably one of the friendliest people you’ll ever meet, though people often tell me that I look like a “bitch” when they first meet me, but later we become the best of friends. Although, please note, my kindness is not to be taken lightly, because do me, my family, or one of my friends wrong, and I will make sure your existence around me is extra uncomfortable for you. My Pallera Mafia is the best. I believe you can have more than one best friend, because there are many stages in your life where you come across people that are just worth keeping forever. My best friends and close friends are like a second family to me. I look forward to my “Girls’ Breakfasts/Lunches/Dinners/Nights Out” with my gal pals. I anticipate my nights out partying or just staying home watching DVDs or playing Mario Kart with my guy pals. But most of all, I love my family days with Jon and the kids. Those surely take the cake.

My guilty pleasures (though not in this particular order) are FOOD, DVDs, FOOD, dancing, FOOD, karaoke singing, FOOD, Harry Potter books/movies, FOOD, scary movies, FOOD, surfing through Wikipedia coz I be bored at work, FOOD, the Stephanie Meyers Saga (Has Twilight ruined anyone else’s life???), FOOD, spending money I don’t have because everyone deserves to take advantage of retail therapy every once in a while, FOOD, video games (I am super addicted to the Sims 2, and anything that has to do with Guitar Hero or Rock Band.), FOOD (I’ll admit it, I’m a heffer, get used to it.), and my DVR. LOL Can’t imagine life without it.

When I write, I write like I’m talking straight to you, so don’t expect me to be using big words or to have any of my blogs to be free of any errors, because shit, it’s not like I’m getting graded on this. LOL

Anyhow, that’s a glimpse of Jill’s World. So love me, hate me, whatever, I don’t care. I’m just here to express myself. If you don’t wanna hear what I gotta say, then don’t, I’m not going to get all butt hurt about it. LOL PEACE.

I have arrived!

So hell has frozen over. I'm now on Facebook and Blogger. Over and over I told everyone that I would never sign up for one, but look at me now. I have both. LOL So why now? Well, after giving up my Myspace, I've discovered I'm always out of the loop. I keep getting these random text messages, IMs, etc. about random things going on with everyone, and I don't even know what the heck anyone is talking about. So I felt so out of touch with the world. So why join Blogger, well it's simple, I got hella shit going through my head that I sometimes need to just bitch, rant, express, and basically love sharing my thoughts and experiences with everyone. And through the inspiration of my girl Rach, whose blogs I am constantly reading at work to save me from my boredom (Thanks Rach!), I decided, "hey, why not, might as well sign up for one too." So look out Blogger World, Jill has arrived! LOL